Once more into the breach good friends.
And we will make this day a great...

What's that?
The organ has a broken pipe?
And the Organist refuses to play till it's fixed?
Right we'll meet with the Building committee.
And make plans to fix it.

Once more into the breach good friend.
And we will make this day a...

Hang on, you said what?
The Building Committee won't meet us?
They say their dispute over cattering hasn't been resolved?
Right we'll meet with the Kitchen Staff and sort this out.
As soon as we can. But right now it's.

Once more into the breach good friends.
And we will make this...

You say the Kitchen Staff walked out?
Something to do with a mouse in the kitchen.
And the fact they can't get someone to remove it?
So we need to get an Elder to do the job.
Of course, that shouldn't be a problem. So it's.

Once more into the breach good friends.
And we will make...

Elders Retreat? What Elders Retreat?
Right the one where all the Elders Retreat from Church.
Leaving nobody to deal with the mouse.
Leaving the kitchen problem unresolved.
Leaving the Building Committee having lunch elsewhwere.
Leaving the Organ still unrepaired.
Leaving the Organist still at home. So can we...

Once more into the breach good friends.
And we will...

What's that?
Right a mouse trap.
Okay hand it to me and...
Lead on...

M J Flack